Cala-BASH

We barely escaped Myrtle Beach with our lives. As you can see, Tommy the Giant Crab would have had me in his clutches if it weren't' for my lightening fast reflexes. No thanks to Trav holding the F*ing Camera. My fellow colleagues were not lucky. Yes folks, we went to Myrtle Beach, and although there was not enough excitement to keep our hearts pounding, we did have a good time. We took in the sites, enjoyed the food and took in a show or two. I also think Myrtle Beach must be the Mega Calabash Seafood Buffet Capital of the World. Tommy (the giant crab) resides at one of these Buffet Barns. They actually look like huge ass barns both inside and out. I will refrain from discussing the patrons at these facilities. The House of Blues was Awesome, surrounded by the marshland the setting was perfect, also had pretty good entertainment line up too. We also went to see "Legends" which features impersonations of your favorite musical artists, which included a rather portly and awkward moving Michael Jackson. Although the artists did not always look like the real deal, all of them had impressive vocal abilities. The Shopping was great at the Outlets this time of year, I would highly recommend a short excursion to Myrtle Beach, but avoid the Cala-BASH Buffet Barns.